Thursday, October 02, 2008

Soundtrack of my Life

So, I crashed laggin's House and snagged this Assignment. The Soundtrack of Your Life.

Here goes:

Opening Credits: "Do you Know?" - Jamiroquai (this song once inspired me to drop out of law school, god only knows why I ever went back, FFS!)

Waking up: "Burritos" - Sublime (I'm not a morning person.)

First Day of School: "Fly like and Eagle" - Steve Miller Band (Freedom!!! or so I thought...)

Fight Song: "Bulls on Parade" - Rage Against the Machine (I have anger issues.) ***EDIT*** I actually meant to post this song "Killing in the Name Of" but considering my current situation with my ILLS (inlaws), both will work.

Breaking up: "All Cried Out" - Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (this might be the ONLY ballad, and I mean ONLY ballad that I know the complete lyrics too.)

Prom: "Gone Daddy Gone" - The Violent Femmes

Mental Breakdown: "Institutionalized" – Suicidal Tendencies

Driving: "Jailhouse" - Sublime (Fun to belt out)

Flashback: Cannot. Pick. One. Enjoy, FFS!!! - oh just clickit already, FFS!

Getting Back Together: "What Is and What Should Never Be" - Led Zeppelin (I quit "getting back together" in my adult life. Once kicked to the curb, forever curbside! (and that philosophy swings both ways) /z-snap formation!)

Wedding: "Family Picture" - Donna the Buffalo (I'm pretty sure this was only in my head, since we eloped.)

Birth of a Child: ***EDIT*** "Don't You Worry Bout a Thing" - Stevie Wonder (very traumatic, Emergency C-section)

Final Battle: "I Miss You" - Bjork (OK, so I just think will be my perfect FRAPS soundtrack for my arena adventures, aka my so-called life. Whatever, it stays.)

Death Scene: "One" - Metallica (maudlin. morbid. emo. gah.)

Funeral Song: "Clair De Lune" - Debussy (if only my corpse could be sitting at a player piano, playing this. yeah, I'm twisted.)

Ending Credits: "Sabotage" - Beastie Boys (so I might have morbid fears of my demise, so what!?)


cIII said...

Throw down that snap in Z formation Girl!

Manager Mom said...

Damn... I'm hiring you to DJ my next PTA meeting.

DQFFS! said...

ciii: I ain't playin', boy, you know what I'm sayin'!

mm: Oh hellz yeah! I'll bring a case of Chardonnay and we can get all sorts of... wait, wait, wait, did you say PTA meeting???
Oh hell, SAME plan!

DQFFS! said...

I just remembered how BigHim is fond of telling me how much I remind him of his grand He-Queen friends. Especially when I throw out a stunning Z-snap formation, accompanied by the chicken-neck, glare and "Oh no you didn't!?!" I remind him that those Queen wannabes bow down at the altar of DQ, FFS!!!

cIII said...

You gonna write something new anytime soon?