Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Oh look, theres PEWP on my shorts!!!

As I first time mother of a rough and tumbly 11 month old boy-puppy, I catch myself saying things that never would have made sense until now:

  • "Oh look, there's PEWP on my shorts!!! But eww, it's on my shirt too!?"
  • "Why yes, yes that is spitup in my hair. No, I swear there's none in your coffee!"
  • "The toasted-ohs, the TOASTED-OHS, omg I forgot the OHs... oh noes."
  • "But I don't WANNA go to bed. So what if I look undead or like chaos! But, but, but I never got to play my >insert current pixelated addiction here<"
  • "I don't know that elephants can smell..."
  • "Those rugburns on my knees are from chasing after baby tail..."

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